I got the now
I was talking with Billy today about this article I read in Mens Health. It was talking about the benefits of vitamins for men ages 3-300. I guess we all should have been taking vitamins since we got off our mothers teet. Apparently, men raised on vitamins live longer, jump higher, bank better, and set more records in Bingo. Men not raised on these vitamins retain more water, their hair is thinner, and are 70% more likely to get divorced. Billy wasn’t shocked to hear this. I, myself, am terrified. I mean, I love my wife and never want her to leave me. So I’ve decided to change my ways. Starting with my diet. I’m going to drink significantly less water. And I’ve already bought some Rogaine. I also purchased a case of omega 3 supplements just in case. I’m not taking this lying down! They can’t have my wife or my hair!
